great minds think alike

oh clap clap.....

Big LOL's

Sterotypes FTW.

Sheep? Is that the best you guys have got? Haha, a much better insult is the Helen Clark one, nobody can deny it. Mind you you Aussies have yours as well...*cough*crocodile hunter*cough*

watch out, u might get hit by a stingray

thats just low dog

G-Day
lol, sorry

NEW ZEALANDER'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Since you guys keep moving to Australia anyway, we should just make New Zealand part of Australia, heck we do anyway. What was that ad? Oh thats right 100% Easy, 0% defence, New Zealand is there for the taking. Just watch out.......cause one day, one day

Lol, dude its the other way around. Bondi is practically NZ's most populated city xD.

Ok I have some less offensive jokes here.

What do Aussies use for contraceptives?

Their personality.



Why do Aussies prefer virgins?

Because they cant handle criticism.

lol oh thats gud...!

An Australian is someone who moves comic books without moving his lips

If it takes an IQ of 60 to tie shoelaces, why do so many Australians wear thongs?

An Englishman wants to marry an Irish girl and is told he needs to
become irish before he can do so. It is a very simple operation where
they remove 5% of your brain.
Anyway the englishman wakes up after the operation and the doctor comes
up to him looking all worried and say "I am terribly sorry, theres been
a mistake to be sure, we accidently removed 50% of your brain instead
of 5%!"
The englishman sits up and simply say "She'll be right, mate"

yea AUS and NZ should merge and be called New Australia.. we would own in everything

No we should merge into Auzealand. Lol. I seriously think that will be the thing that ultimately stops any merge between AU and NZ, the name.

yea lol probably y not just call us frank.. plain and simple.. theres an a for australia and n for newzealand

Another great moment in Xfire chat rooms..

=uNk=ߧ†iñg601™ (bsting601): hey man
Haute_ (haute): what is with you and fucking chat rooms?
=uNk=ߧ†iñg601™ (bsting601): everry one
=uNk= henryakarichard (henryakarichard): what say we all go have a social game
Haute_ (haute): sup bsting
=uNk=ߧ†iñg601™ (bsting601): i got to go out in ten mins
=uNk= henryakarichard (henryakarichard): lol haute
=uNk= Zhija (methasayne): Lol
=uNk=ߧ†iñg601™ (bsting601): hey
=uNk= henryakarichard (henryakarichard): i know
=uNk= Zhija (methasayne): Well said Haute
=uNk= henryakarichard (henryakarichard): screw u zhija
Haute_ (haute): thank you ZHija

lol

But the stupid kiwis (apart form those in the clan) will argue the the "a" comes before the "n" and that name will never work either.

There will be no merge one country (hopefuly Aus) will invade the other and wipe the opposing people out. Thats the only way.

Lol if Aus tried to invade NZ they would get totally owned. NZ is all hill country and you guys are used to flat beaches and stuff. Even if you gained a foothold, guerrilla warfare would soon wipe you out lol.

look,
chat rooms are funny
And SHUT UP ZHIJA

yeah
Nz would totally own AUS with our 1 9mm pistol with 1 bullet in
(we sold everything else....)

You forgot about all those crazy bush people with guns that the govt doesn't know about.
My friend (only 16) has a rifle and stuff aswell.

Aus would fuck NZ up. Would only take a few days. We'd destroy your 1 or 2 navel ships. Shoot down your ww2 airforce with 50cals then wipe out your troops with our planes. Youd have to use your chinese imigrants as reinforcements

Hmm, you seem to be forgetting that we don't have planes, and if you were to invade the majority of the battles would be in hills/country with guerrilla tactics. I agree our army sucks, but the ability of a nation to rise and defend its home is always underestimated.

The ability of an over weight nation? Most of your nation would have a heartattack and die on your way to the hills